kalichnikov:
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YOU’RE TOO LATE SPIDERMAN! YOU’LL NEVER GET YOUR TURKEY DEFROSTED IN TIME! THANKSGIVING IS DONE FOR! NYEHEHEHEHE”

kalichnikov:

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YOU’RE TOO LATE SPIDERMAN! YOU’LL NEVER GET YOUR TURKEY DEFROSTED IN TIME! THANKSGIVING IS DONE FOR! NYEHEHEHEHE

If you were a baby bird I would feed you cigarette butts and pieces of plastic

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edwad:

i understand

headspace-hotel:

dimetrodone:

Imagine being Friend Bear and the embodiment of friendship in Care-a-Lot and some fuck named “Best” Friend Bear suddenly comes into town

i would turn into fucking Enemy Bear

Pee in a cup and leave it outside near ants - if they avoid it's probably not diabetes, if they seem interested, you might have sugar in your pee and should get checked out

Anonymous

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

spacecaptainglow:

were--ralph:

what the fuck is this 1200’s medical science 101

As a specimen processor who checks body fluids for a living I can confirm this is a real, vaguely accurate ancient way of checking for diabetes that dates back at least to Pliny the Elder

no i know it’s real but this isn’t the middle ages I can literally go to the UC or ER if i need to?? why would i resort back to this

actually nvm the American healthcare system is absolutely too expensive you’re right

mcrbois:

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BE FUCKING REAL…….

jellyfish-everywhere:

EVERY BODY KNOWS SHITS FUCKED




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enderspawn:

i saw a very important tiktok recently and knew i immediately needed it as a gif so here it is in case y’all want it as well

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tkkatherineblog:
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tkkatherineblog:

Castle Ashby, Northamptonshire
Inst @kasial91

emi1y:

emi1y:

emi1y:

9/11 themed met gala

the looks were just explosive this year

dylan and cole sprouse are there and they've dressed as the... dear god...ALT